Beard of the Day

Baby, I grew you a beard

Sitting on my own girl

I’ve had time enough to grow a beard for you

I’m hiding out in cars, yeah

I’ve been tryna find a way back home to you

These California stars, girl

They’ve been hanging out

Yeah, hanging out for you

Cause I know that you’ll love the man

Whose follicles are growing just for you

Could you find a job for someone

Who don’t know the first thing?

Could you find a job for someone

Who don’t know the first thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I could sit on the fenceLearn self-defense

I could watch some telly

And get real smelly

Oh, I don’t knowI could fight a battle

Yeah, shake my rattle

I could sleep, I s’pose

Get bellicose

Oh, I don’t know

I could dream of rainbows

Melting ice flows

I could squeeze a melon

Commit a felon

Oh, I don’t know

I could meditate, I could mediate

I could pillories, I could plagiarize

I could just survive

I could get in training to be amazing

I could tie myself upI could set myself free

Have you got a job for someone

Who don’t know the first thing?

Have you got a job for someone

Who don’t know the first thing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Sitting on my own girl

I’ve had time enough to grow a beard for you

Cause I know that you’ll love the man

Whose follicles are growing just for you

I’m hiding out in cars, yeah

I’ve been tryna find a way back home to you

These California stars, girl

They’ve been hanging out

Yeah, hanging out for you

These California stars, girl

They’ve been hanging out

Yeah, hanging out for you

Yeah, just for you

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