Monday, August 31
My only qualm with television and movies is this... men are men, not boys. I would have been all sorts of all over the place if a dude this attractive would have gone to my high school. Only he is not 17, more like 24.
In the mean time, Ethan Peck aka Patrick Verona. Save me a seat at the lunch table. I will be the other equally too old student at Padua high; maybe we can share a PB&J. I like your dark curly hair, your pink lips, your height, your motorcycle, your pretty skin, your eyebrows, and your attitude. L
So just on Saturday of all days, I was with my sisters at Toys R Us. We were looking in all the Wii games and I saw one for Wolverine. I got way excited and showed my sis Peggy the cover and said something like, "He is so sexy," whilst my mouth secreted spit. As I said so I was gearing up to give the greatest speech on Hugh Jackman ever known to man. Only she wasn't paying attention, so now I'm going to do it here.
Normally I am apposed to muscles in general. I was reading an article where Eric Bana was talking about how people who have really intense abs have no friends. This made me so happy and I think it is true for three reasons. 1st, People who work out a lot are not fun to be around, because that's all they think about, talk about, and do. 2nd, they always need reinforcement that they look as good as they think they do. 3rd, they look better than you do.
Anyhoo, for some reason I have the worlds largest chip on my shoulder when it comes to muscles. I associate them with d-bag football players that wear too much cologne. However I am totally in love with Hugh Jackman and its almost all because of his muscles.
His face is SO sexy, and he looks so good with that beard of his, but all of those things come second tier to his rockin' bod. I was talking to my friend David and we decided that he is so hot because he looks like his muscles are generated from hours of hard labor outside, and not from a gym. His muscles maintain the essence of doing work outside our cabin, like chopping wood for our fire. He is my dream schizophrenic mountain man to a T. Additionally, his wifey is thirteen years older than him! I have said it a million times, age differences make me randy. I love everything about them.
Also I really like that hairy chest of his. I don't know what it is about me and body hair, but its an obsession. L
ME. YES. ME!
Then there is the brains, he is totally this druggie that you learn is caused by the fact that he is bored, cause he is border line genius. He is so smart and uses high school as his eternal social experiment. For example when you first meet Marcus in the books he is wearing a Backstreet Boys shirt because he thinks its funny, and it is.
Sunday, August 30
I would have to say that Sam Beams Beard can be respected and should be appreciated, no matter who you are. The richness of its color, the capacious size of the beard, the way his mustache is really perfect, everything about it is what a real beard should look like.
Recently Liz and I were at an Iron and Wine show (that was really hot.) I was telling her that he is married, has four daughters, and lives in Texas.
Friday, August 28
I am not fond of KStew and the her repulsive hair, and the fact that she knots her shirts on the bottom, and that she shakes her head and calls it acting, and that she adds utterly zero depth to Bella, and her unusual twitch, and that she can’t play any other character aside from heartrending and dejected and broken, and her two front buck teeth, and her self-importance, and the fact that she doesn’t give the Twilight series any acclaim for being where she is now, and that she is nasty, and that she wore a Minor Threat shirt and tokes it, so I guess she’s an idiot and doesn’t realize Minor Threat pioneered Straight Edge, and gives really dreadful interviews, I abhor it all.
Dear Robert Plant,
I remember one time I was in a college dorm and people were talking about you and some girl said, "Who's is that?" Me and this guy named Peter both almost lost our dinner right on the floor.
If I could be anybody aside from myself, it would be you. It really really would. L
So Hollywood is a funny place. Where really pretty people go on crazy diets and buy mostly disgusting handbags and have tiny dogs in them. It is sad (for ME) because on the whole I really love watching movies and therefore I care about the lives of those people in them. So when news like Emily Blunt and John Krasinki are engaged, I tend to do mental somersaults. Mostly for the reason that I love it when two people of this caliber find each other. Both really good actors, both very low key and both very attractive. I heard rumors of a relationship forever ago and I even found myself wondering just the other day if is was true and if these two were still together. Turns out they are not even still together but getting married! Couldn't have done it better if I had done it myself.
And fortunately we get new directors but unfortunately are stuck with the cast for the rest of the movies. I and my sisters may be the only ones routing for the re cast of Jacob and the only ones screaming yes when Victoria was replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard, its so great she doesn't talk out of the side of her mouth. I am also pleased with the stellar cast they assembled for the Volturi. This gives me hope that maybe you won't notice that Kristen Stewart can't show emotion and that Robert Pattinson is being totally awkward and not charming.
I can only hope that the next couple of movies are a more bearable. Eclipse will be directed by David Slade who did "30 Days of Night" and I get excited just envisioning a mash up of Eclispse the book and 30 Days of Night the book (which I have read), in which the stranger plays Riley and the fight in the woods looks a lot like when the vampires in 30 Days of Night feed off the humans. So here is hoping. L
Thursday, August 27
Wednesday, August 26
That said, yesterday night I got off the wrong train stop and had to hall myself up a hill to class, in the heat non the less.
As I was walking I kept feeling like something was wrong, but just chalked it up to my tights, who's crotch seemed to be shimmying down to not so pleasant places.
Not much time had passed when I was trying to pull the back of my skirt down, and found it tucked safely under my back pack... on my back!
The best thing is I couldn't find the slip I wanted to wear that morning, so I was wearing this tiny navy blue slip, that barley covered anything at all. Also the crotch in my tights may have been showing, and for sure the gut sucky in part(that looks like little shorts) was in full bloom.
The saddest thing is I was so exhausted I couldn't even truly appreciate the hilarity of the situation to its fullest full. L
This might come out rude, but its not like that. In my opinion Taylor Swift is not attractive, BUT I think that works in her favor. She doesn't look to me like she was destined to be famous like Angelina Jolie, (can you even imagine her in a corporate setting?)
Which means her talent is how is became famous. Only as I was listening to her singing on a ring back tone today, It almost brought me to tears, thats how not good it was.
So the whole thing is a conundrum to me.
Also Taylor, are we sweet or are we sexy? With you, never the twain should meet. L
I am writing this letter because I am angry. I am angry at the inconsistency of your establishment. Yesterday when I visited I was assaulted with a sea of cheap silk chiffon in patterns of plaid. Your shorts and skirts tend to err on the side of genealogically short and your tops tend to show all my breasts. I know this should not come as a shock, considering your given name. I myself have surpassed your suggested age limit. But I feel it wrong to suggest that all people that shop at you store want to look like baby prostitutes, no matter if they do stay 21, forever. I like your store for the fact that you have such agreeable pricing, especially in financial times such as these. I wonder if that is why you have such a wide range of crap. It may keep your costs down, therefore insuring that my cost is down. If I could then beg of you to stop making items such as these:
Because these things are not doing anyone any favors, it only encourages them. Just say no to satin, crushed velvet, zippers, animal print, bedazzled, bejeweled or lacy decorated clothing items. I do not wish to wade my way through any more body suits.
And for every bedazzled skort or satin jumpsuit, you have one or two really great items that makes me not hate myself for stepping through your doors. I know you are capable of having things that fit and are not made of mesh or lace. For example:
Continue filling your shelves with these items and I don't write any more letters. Fail to and you've got a race car in the red. And you don't want to see what happens when you get a race car in the red.
Tuesday, August 25
I totally had a crush on Jackson even though his wig is disgusting in the movie. Of course as a character everyone and their mother loves Edward Cullen. And because of this Robert Pattinson will only live until the end of the Twilight Franchise. Because he will either be killed by a crazy fan or disappear and develop a coke habit that sends him to an early grave because he is forever type casted as dreamy vampire.I don't even believe that the blood thirsty throngs of girls that stalk his every waking move love him, they are just hopin that if they smother him with butterfly kisses at some point he might bite them. So my question is this: on looks alone who stirs your oatmeal most.
Here are some pictures to help you decide, you are Welcome!
How about his sexy dimples?
So please vote for your favorite on left side of this page. Thank you! L
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