Some of my favorite things. . .

L

Congratulations are in order

Congrats kids! Although my heart broke a hair, because he would probably be a really good husband.

L

Woof!

Miley Cyrus should consider a new pose.

I mean I understand she of all people wants peace and to stop the war, she is doing a great job of changing our country for the better. I am also sure she does this sign so often because she feels like she should pay homage Winston Churchill, saying "Victory for all Winy, victory for all."

I am not disputing that she knows all this, I am just saying... get a new pose.

L

I don't know for sure, but I don't think I hate her

Tom Cruise use to not cross my mind ever. I didn't hate him, I didn't like him, I just never thought about him. However, I did and still do like him in Magnolia and Vanilla Sky. Other than these movies I think he is just another talented and very short actor, a dime a dozen. Then he went super crazy and started dating Miss Holmes and I started caring about him. Kinda like how you don't care about someone until they are interesting, like join a band or loose a limb, interesting. Anyway, Katie to me, seems to be doing better these days. The drugs have worn off and she spends most of her time with Suri. I think the most important thing here is Katie's wardrobe has improved substantially since becoming Mrs. Tom Cruise. So good on her, she is a woman with priorities. All of this however is not even what is distressing me. I am distressed at this here photo. It is really hard to tell even for me, but I am pretty sure that Katie has her man hair in a ponytail. If you look closely you can see, what I think is a small rocket fire pony. While I understand, trying to grow out your hair and desperately needing to pull it back even though the elastic is only clinging to three hairs. But it doesn't make it any less disgusting, no matter who is doing it. In fact I feel like she should know better. She has people to help her with the things. L

Edaward Scissorhands VS Edward Scissorteeth

I am terribly sorry if comparing the two goes against your code of ethics. But hear me out; this is a mere battle of the best. Who is the truly true.

Both have pale skin, however I feel like the person who did scissorhands did a much better job

Edward Scissorhands: 1

Edward Scissorteeth:0

Both are monsters in their own right. However I suppose that scissorteeth would win being marble and all that. But I think scissorhands would put up a good fight.

Edward scissorhands:1

Edward scissorteeth: 1

Although both are monsters, I would have to say that scissorhands does a down right marvelous job of not feeling sorry for himself.

Edward scissorhands: 2

E scissorteeth: 1

Both are attractive. I'm sorry I cant do a single post about the opposite sex without mentioning their good looks, but that's part of the charm right? Anyway, both are attractive, yet I really prefer scissorhands. He is SO good looking and just so gentle. Remember his sweet face when he drops Kim's roastbeast on her lap? Oh that face! I want to take that face and frame it, to prove that people can look that innocent and beautiful all in one tasty morsel.

Edward scissorhands: 3

Edward scissorteeth: 1

Both have questionable tempers. Scissorhands when he kills a very deserving Jim. And Scissorteeth... when he has a temper. Nothing really comes to mind, but I think he has a temper. I feel like I will both give them points for this, because my mind is failing me. Oh, Liz reminded me that he wants to rip the heads of the dudes in Port Angles, so I was right, mwa ah ah!

Edward scissorhands: 4

Edward scissorteeth: 2

Liz was also was saying that Scissorteeth pouts and is moody. Which he does and is. Scissorhands doesn't. He is a gentle as a lamby.

Edward scissorhands: 5

Edward scissorteeth: 2

Both are in love with girls that are bad at standing up for them. Remember how Scissorhands saves little brother Kevin from getting hit by the drunk car (which is swerving from side to side on the street) and everybody is saying he is hurting him? Kim saw this all happen and didn't say anything about how he was saving him, not killing him. And actually I feel like Bella would stick up for Scissorteeth.

Edward scissorhands: 5

Edward scissorteeth: 3

Although both would probably do anything for their betrothed, I think Scissorhands would be the only one to do something illegal for his love. Like breaking into Jim's parents house.

Edward scissorhands: 6

Edward scissorteeth: 3

Scissorhands is super talented and artistic. As far as I know Scissorteeth doesn't have much of an interest aside from knowing several languages and Bella.

Edward scissorhands: 7

Edward scissorteeth: 3

So there you have it.

I'm not surprised.

Edward Scissor hands is really the truest of the true.

L

The old Man is snoring

Rainy days are very magical. I hope that today you have a very magical day. In that, you mistakenly fall into a puddle. Which spits you out at a circus. You and those you love, will sit on wore wooden bleachers, inside a large red tent. While the rain falls against its thick canvas in dreamy splatters. You will spend the day eating popcorn, cotton candy and any other disgusting but delish, circus food you can think of. The girls will all wear pretty dresses and the boys will wear vests. You will all be so relaxed and fulfilled that when you lay to rest this night, you will dream that tomorrow is another rainy day. L

Um, that sounds good, I'll have that

In my posts when I talk about drinking tea or having a cup of, I actually mean it. I am a total Tea whore, as is Lucy. It is as if tea is this sweet elixir of life, and we fair maidens have found the watering hole. Our fav hands down, is Tazo Tea in Passion flavor. Which personally I think it speaks for itself. I mean who doesn't like to drink a steaming cup of passion every morning? Also, Tazo teas are just the best in general, very flavorful and you take that to the bank, I have had a lot of different kinds of tea. I even spent $15 on some that came from the Republic of Tea with the seal of approval from the minister of well being. I am not even making up that shiz people. I was so sure it was going to be the most amazing tea I had ever had. Not only was it not, but then I had to come to terms with having spent $15 on it. It was a sad, sad day in Tea Land. L

A convo between friends

Joesph Gordon Levitt: Hello

Zooey Deschanel: Hey Joe, it’s Zooey

JGL: Hey

ZD:Guess what?

What?

I just saw him.

Oh Zooey, no!

What do you mean no?

I mean no, you aren’t suppose to be following him anymore.

Well, I didn’t follow him, on purpose. It was an accident.

What does that mean?

It means, I was minding my own biz at Forever 21, and I saw them.

You saw them?

Yeah, I saw her too….she was gross.

I tried telling you but you never listened.

I mean it Joe, she was disgusting.

I know, I kept telling you, you are better off, but you never listened.

No Joe, she grabbed his crotch, in public. Like she is, I have a disease and strip down at McCool’s on Wednesday nights, gross.

Once again Zooey, this I know. Are you eating?

Just some candy.

Urgh, Zooey, you know I hate when you chew in my ear.

Relax, so anyway, I did follow them around the store a little.

See, you are not supposed to, you could be in big trouble for violating the restraining order.

I’m not technically in violation of it. I mean yes, I ran into them, but I didn’t follow them there, it was a complete coincidence.

Right.

Really, and you didn’t even let me get to the best part.

Go on then

Later on, I was getting a pretzel at the one place that does the good cheese thing not the easy cheese thing, minding my own biz and they got in line behind me!

No, Zooey.

No what? Listen I didn’t do anything. Her voice is shrill and that is putting it nicely. But I didn’t do anything, but look at them. And you should’ve seen their faces. He looked like I was going to punch him or claw out her eyes. It was like total fear, it was awesome.

That is because you did threaten to punch him in the face and claw out her eyes, among other unmentionable things, because you are crazy.

Hey, not anymore I have a certificate.

Yeah well I think they jumped the gun on that one.

What are you talking about? I am heaps better than I was. I mean, I get the restraining order, I deserved it, because I was you know, but that was before. But I am like a different person now. I get things done.

You are still crazy.

Hey, everyone has these thoughts; I am just honest about them.

Whatever you have to tell yourself.

Hey, that’s harsh.

I am not going to sugar coat it for you, and will you please stop chewing in my ear.

You are a bad friend Joe, I come to you with ground breaking news and you piss all over me.

I’m the bad friend? You stabbed me with a pairing knife.

That was before I got my situation, you know, situated. And I apologized for that like a million times. Like hold a grudge much?

Whatever Zooey, I gotta go, if you can’t stop masticating.

Joe, you know I don’t do that anymore.

It means chewing.

Oh, right, well I gotta go too. They just passed by in their car and if I don’t go now, they will get out of the parking lot before I catch them.

Zooey, LEAVE them alone.

Hey, I won’t do anything bad. Just pull her out of the car when they are at a stop and beat her brains in with the crowbar stuffed under my seat.

I am hanging up now.

Hey come over later so that we can watch Grey’s together.

Oh, ok, I’ll bring take-out, bye.

Bye. L

It makes sense like a soild gold toilet

Firstly, if you have never before looked at a J.Crew catalogue I highly recommend it. This pretty faced girl, is just one of many, equally elfish and gorgeous people you will find. Secondly, I want to discuss this here top. You are seeing it correctly, this is in fact a sequined disco top. It is for the sake of argument, cute and not super trashy as tops like this tend to be. Yet it is still just sequins and not say, crystals or diamonds or something really great that maybe I don't even know about. So it baffles me as to why this is $500? I think it is safe to say that the reason you buy a $500 dollar top is that it does something really spectacular. Like it folds into a chicken and sings the National Anthem whilst tap dancing, spectacular. L

Do it, Do it, DO IT, Already

I just spent the entire morning looking for this blasted song. I heard it last night on Gossip Girl and a few weeks ago during the credits of Jennifer's Body. I kept thinking to myself, self I know that song, what is it. Who sings it, what is the name, come on you know this. Anyway, so I spent all my brain power trying to track it down, because I kept drawing a blank. It was literally going to drive me nuts. Now that I finally found it, I want you to enjoy it as well, even if the knowledge doesn't bring you instant relief, like it did for me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhASu2OjEcQ; Hot Chip, Ready for the Floor. I love it and the video is so awesome, in that I wish I had half of jokers face as well. If you have not ever before heard this song you gotta give it about a minute to get going with more than do it, do it , do it now. Um, Lissy Trullie, also does a version and it is really great so check that out. L

XOXO, Gossip Girl

I am having a tough time here this morning. Nothing seems to be whipping me into a verbal frenzy, even Gossip Girl, which usually does. I can't really explain why, but I love this show. I could be spending my time doing other things, but I choose not to and that is my right. It may have something to do with how unbelievable it is. I will never have the money to bribe people or buy people or destroy people. But the concept excites me and if I did have that kind of money I would for shiz do it. It is just so glamorous buying, bribing and destroying. Also I am willing to lend some constructive criticism to the show, since you asked. Lets get rid of Vanessa and Little J. Have them die in a double suicide after they discover that they are really sisters and that King Triton was their father. Only he couldn't handle them (because who could really) and Ariel, but she had the fins so she won. Whilst they were tossed to the upper East Side, and they can't handle the rejection anymore, and it burns when they pee, which is just a whole different set of problems. Also, Little J aka Talyor Momsen, thinks she is Courtney Love and she is all of 15 years old and she needs to slow down. She has plenty more years before she should be looking or dressing like this.

Yes, you sing in a band called Pretty Reckless, so you should be pretty and reckless, I get it very clever. However the only thing pretty about this is: I am pretty sure you will at some point in your life catch the clapp, because only certain types of boys like girls who look like this. L

The Dish!

Melissa Chirstofferson Kaas, also know by many as Meliss the Dish, because she is mouth watering, is my hero. She also has a blog check it out here: http://kaasdudes.blogspot.com/.

The things I like the most about her aside from everything are. 1. She has great hair even if she doesn't think so. 2. She totally steps up to the plate and links our blog. 3. She is way funnier than I ever hope to be. 4. I have know her my whole life because we are double trouble cousins, and my best memories of being a tot include her. 5. Her kids and hubby are too cute, you can't beat um. and 6. She doesn't like laundry and that's okay with me. Meliss you are my knight in shinning armor, I will totally let down my hair when you come to my tower. Just knock twice cause I am in the can. Also sorry I don't have a picture to put up of you, but, I found this picture of Face to Face. Since they were my fave band whilst I was in High School and that was because you introduced us, I thought it might be appropriate. Also anytime you want to have a sleepover in your condo and watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show, again, I am in. L

Yes, No and Maybe later

Okay, no matter what I or you think about them remaking every movie that was ever made, whether it needs to be or not, they will do it. So I am, on my own time, going to come to grips with this fact. I can't deny that I will see the new Nightmare on Elm Street beacuse well 1. I like horror movies and I really like these movies in particular, check them out if you never have. 2. Jackie Earle Haley, is the best choice for the new Freddy. He was great in Little Children and in Watchmen, plays a great creep. 3. It looks like they will show some back story. However, it will not include the story of how Freddy came into exsistance. Which I think would have been a great place to start. His mother was locked in an insane aslyum over night with a thousand crazy people. I mean that people is a horror story and 4. I just saw the trailer and it looks really good. This is a franchise that they should continue because when it comes to Freddy vs. Jason. Freddy has it in the bag. L

With the wink of an eye

Do us a solid and link us through your Facebook. We will totally repay those who do with a post in their very own honor!

Seriously, do it!

Editors note * If people love it, tell them to link too! Let us network the

pooh out of this!

Say what? No. Say Anything

This kind of stuff freaks me out. So Ben Lee dated Claire Danes for a long time, a really long time ago. Which I don't know, he is fine, funny and I can't think of anything that starts with "F" that refers to music. Sorry post lunch brain freeze. Anyway, Ione Skye, not only has a great name, but she was in the movie not the band"Say Anything". Which I am sure once you saw her face or heard her name, you knew that you knew her from somewhere. Cause when I read that Ben Lee and Ione Skye just had a baby, I was like Ione, Ione, how the hell do I know that name. Earth to Liz its freakin, Diane Court. And for some reason this pairing makes a ton of sense to me. And they look really happy together so who am I to judge this union and child? Plus they were married a year ago in India in a Buddhist ceremony and I think that is really great cause anyone name Ione Skye needs to be married in India in a Buddhist ceremony, I think...........yup, I still think that. L

The greatest Man that ever Lived

Some how the subject of Weezer was brought up betwixt a friend David and myself. David said that Rivers Cuomo looked like a child molester. I was all, "No way, he is so cute!

And he is, but he kind of does look like a child m. Especially with that pork and beans mustache of his. Also he is 5'7 " according to IMDB, 5' 6.5" according to various webbys and like 5" according to other webbys. All of this proves that the inter web, obviously, never lies. And also that he is short.

(that's why is on that man's shoulders)

All of the pictures have him sporting a creepy mustache, because its convenient to what I have to say, and I like him like that.

L

65 answers that you don't give a crap about

I filled out this questionaire forever ago, and I thought I would share it with you. Enjoy.

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My hair, cause you got to let the conditioner sit for a while.2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Gray, One that I stole from Anthony and sewed it to fit me. It has paint stains on it but it is so comfortable.3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? yes 4. Do you plan outfits? Yes or it would take me forever to get ready in the morning. 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Anxious for lunch 6. What’s the closest thing to you that's red? red shoes on my feet and red shirt. 7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I was on a game show and I was competing against people that looked like smurf’s, we had to come up with the best price points on buildings. And if you tell me that this means I want to build houses with smurf’s I will punch you in the face. 8. Did you meet anybody new today? Not yet. 9. What are you craving right now? Food.
10. Do you floss? Sometimes, but not enough. 11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Cabbage farts. Anytime I think about cabbage I think of how stinky your farts are after you eat some. 12. Are you emotional? Oh Yeah. 13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Like on purpose?
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick. 15. Do you like your hair? Yeah, especially today it looks nice. Good hair day. 16. Do you like yourself? I talk to myself a lot, I think it means I enjoy the company. 17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? Depends.
18. What are you listening to right now? The Arcade Fire. 19. Are your parents strict? Super strict, sometimes, and not strict sometimes. Depends on my dad’s thyroid. 20. Would you go sky diving? Yes, one day. 21. Do you like cottage cheese? I really like cottage cheese and really anything that has to do with cheese. Even though I shouldn’t eat it cause it makes me sick. 22. Have you ever met a celebrity? Um… Patrick Fugit from Almost Famous. Funny cause he is perpetually almost famous. 23. Do you rent movies often? Yes, last one I saw was called “Midnight Meat Train”. I know it sounds like a porno, but it’s not. 24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? Confetti on my V-Day card from Jonas and Noah.
25. How many countries have you visited? Mexico but I only went to Tijuana and I didn’t even need a passport. I dream about traveling though. 26. Have you made a prank phone call? Yes when I was like 10. 27. Ever been on a train? Subways in New York and L train in Chicago. 28. Brown or white eggs? If I must eat eggs then white, but I really hate eggs. 29.Do you have a cell-phone? Yes, I love hate phones. I don’t think they should do as much as they do, it freaks me out.
30. Do you use chap stick? Yes. I think once you start it’s hard to stop, kinda like drugs. 31. Do you own a gun? Like personally? 32. Can you use chop sticks? Sort of. But really not that well I just try and at least stab something a little bit so it stays on. 33. Who are you going to be with tonight? Anthony and the GYM. 34. Are you too forgiving? To a fault. 35. Ever been in love? I am currently in.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow? One is in Chicago. Two that I will see. One that is in Oregon and I will see on Thursday.
37. Ever have cream puffs? Yeah. 38. Last time you cried? Who knows, I always stop myself and so I rarely get a good cry in and it bums me out.
39. What was the last question you asked? The proposal request form?40. Favorite time of the year? In order Fall, Spring, Summer, Winter. 41. Do you have any tattoos? Yes I do. 42. Are you sarcastic? Nope never. 43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? If I don’t still, I did own this movie at one point. It’s good. 44. Ever walked into a wall? HA. Oh man like last night. 45. Favorite color? Orange and Turquoise. 46. Have you ever slapped someone? Yes but more to be funny than for serious. But it was a hard slap. 47. Is your hair curly? I guess yes, but not as curly as some, more wavy. 48. What was the last CD you bought? I can’t remember cause it’s been a real long time. 49. Do looks matter? beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so it’s all relative. 50. Could you ever forgive a cheater? I could forgive absolutely, but I wouldn’t stick around.51. Is your phone bill sky high? no.52. Do you like your life right now? Yes more than no, I have some goals that I set for myself that I am slacking on.53. Do you sleep with the TV on? Yes.54. Can you handle the truth? Yes I would like to think so. 55. Do you have good vision? I have to wear glasses or contacts and with those yes.56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? I hate at least one. 57. How often do you talk on the phone? Its my job.58. The last person you held hands with? Anthony. 59. What are you wearing? Clothes.60. What is your favorite animal? Aside from my dogs. Owls. 61. Where was your default picture taken at? Various places, Lucy and I are photo booth sluts.62. Can you hula hoop? I use to be really really good at it, as in I wanted to do it professionally, that and roller skating, maybe be a hula hoopin’ roller skater? but haven’t done it in awhile.63. Do you have a job? Yes I work at WHW during the day and at night I fight crime dressed as an Owl. You know just doing my part.64. What was the most recent thing you bought? A grossly large rice crispy treat that I consumed in 10 seconds.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window? My bathroom window just recently. It sucked. L

I want to name my kid Bliss.

Some how I saw Whip It! on Saturday night, while the rest of you were doing what exactly? I can't even begin to imagine, plus I got a free t-shirt dudes. Now you must wait to see it, this Friday, too bad so sad. I can say that I was right. This movie was worth the money and the time. So just go see it and don't make me tell you twice. L

It's in the bag

I attend a book club that consists of my sisters, my cousins and a few aunts. We started because we all loved Twilight (get over it people) and then we just decided to continue to read books and get together to gab about them. It is super fun and I hope at some point in your lives that you have the chance of being in a book club. Anyway our book this month was Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card, and I freakin loved it. Myself as well as Lucy, are total nerds. I don't think we could beat the horse anymore here on this blog, about this fact. But in case you were un aware, we are not cool and we dig fantasy and science fiction books and movies, and we love it that way. SO it should be no surprise that I totally dug this book. I mean I have never before wanted to be a little boy so bad in my whole life. I love being a girl, however if I could be Ender Wiggin (the main character), I think I could give up smelling good and wearing pretty clothes. Cause he is so badass, like super smart and the best Military mind ever. Even though he is not even pre pubescent for almost the entire book. Which I kept forgetting and would think of him as an adult. Which would then be weird when they would then remind me he was all of nine years old, I felt totally creepy. Also Orson Scott Card deserves some serious props (he has won a bunch of awards for this book) from me. This book could have been so over done and so obnoxiously smart, yet he presented it in a way that was so approachable. It is science fiction for every boy and girl, not just total nerds. Plus he wrote this in 1977, when he was in high school, I think, and I think he is genius for coming up with all the futuristic elements, and how correct he ended up being with some of it. It was a really great read and if you feel especially geek-tas-tic one day you should give it a go. L

Hey there dimples!

UMMMM. Do you blame her? L

100 and still looking like 99

So Lucy my totally hot and funny sista, just did our 100th post. So I have some balloons here for celebration. Also Sorry it is a slow post day. I am in the middle of trying to finish my book for book club tomorrow and it is super good and I can't put it down. So I apologize and I celebrate all in the same breath. L

People are always saying you should be yourself, like yourself is this definite thing, like a toaster.

So I was thinking yesterday while Liz, Marianne, and I were watching Vampire Diaries how pretty much every television show about teenagers nowa days is about the rich and beautiful. And in my head I contrasted this against some really great shows in the 90's like My So-Called Life and Freaks and Geeks.

Both shows were golden, but were sadly cut before they could even hit 20 episodes. Which is actually kind of remarkable because Jared Leto is such a buck.

SO, I think that shows like that are canceled and shows like Gossip Girl and Vampire Diaries do so well is because people watch television to escape. You don't want to watch a TV show about being a nerd, when that's what you are. You want to watch a television show with actors that are out of high school and don't have combination skin.

You want a TV show about the fabulous life of the upper east side, because that is something you will never experience. I will never have a friend that I kill some one with, that's just not me. But I will watch that happen, and like it!

I would watch My SO-Called Life if it were on now. But that's because I am not in high school and I am not trying to prove that I am cooler than jock that almost peed him self laughing when I fell up the stairs (which happened, and obviously, no, I am not harboring any feelings about that.)

L

Gin not Jen

Ginnifer Goodwin here is so adorable I want to take her home as a pet. She has these elf ears that are too cute, I can't even handle it. And when I did watch Big Love, when I had HBO, she was my fav wife. I think this is an especially delish photo of her and if I was a dude she would be my biggest crush. Or at least right up there with Natalie Portman. Also as I searching for photo's of her, I realized that she is sexy no matter the length of hair. Super long, Short and recently she jsut went Pixie Short, Like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby and it looks so amazing on her. Cause her skin is like soft cream, which goes with everything. L

You are really making me hate you

I know I have no right, but still, I am sick about the news I just found out. Apparently Bon Iver is going to be on the New Moon soundtrack, and I am straight ill. I actually am one of the few people who loved New Moon. And I LOVE Bon Iver, but the two should never mix. I realize this is SO snoytchy, but the last Soundtrack had a few good songs on it, but mostly not. I really hate Linkin Park (to me they are the same level as Nickle Back.) And I can't imagine people who listen to Linkin Park and Paramour experiencing the greatness of Bon Iver. Also I cant see screaming 14 year old RPatz fans listening to anything other the MCR and shopping at goth-in-a-box.

I know what you must be thinking. I cant even believe I am saying this out loud either, I feel like such a music snob. But I just cant get over how much I want Bon Iver for my own (see Bon Iver BOTD)

But this is my blog and I will cry if I want to.

L

* Editors note - I was in class the other day and was expressing my dislike for Oprah, and some kid was all, "You like serial killers and beards. We all have our likes and dislikes." I felt stupid, cause it's true. But I like to voice my opinion on the lameness of certain likes people have. I am a terrible person like that.

My name was Salmon, like the fish.

So this morning while I was doing something totally unimportant on IMDB I ran into the Lovely Bones trailer. I was at work so I had to wait until 5 to actually watch. I looked at it all day longingly clear up until 5 o'clock hit.

I was so NOT disappointed, my goose bumps were roughly five inches tall and I was on the verge of tears the entire time. I am so excited and I think they are going to illustrate the story along the same lines as I pictured in my head.

Also may I applaud the casting for a hairy second? Never in my life have I been more pleased at the difference of the characters in my head vs the actually movie.

Bravo!

L

Totally smelly cheese farts

I am not a fan of Paramore, just not my kind of music. I think they are better than some of the crap out there, but just not my personal cup of tea. Anyway on our way home from dinner last night Anthony and I heard a Paramore song on the radio. Anthony said something to the effect of: there is a huge scene crush on this chick, also know as Hayley Williams.

To which I replied: I totally get that. Which I do. I really love red heads, as a rule. Also she is like one of the bros. She is a music chick, so she isn't afraid to stink a little and I am sure she tells her share of dirty jokes while on the road. She probably is dude geek too. Which means she digs horror movies, comic books and stuff like that. Which guys love in a girl especially when she is pretty like Hayley. But I have a few words for her: Even though I don't care for your music, I totally care for your face. However I don't know if it is true but it is possible that you stole Sherri Dupree's hubby #1. Which I think would be Ironic cause you are all about calling stupid girls out in your songs. So, fool me once and color me confused. L

Lets take a few hours and talk about me.

There are some people in this world that utterly astound me with the amount that they think of themselves. The people who talk incessantly about just them, but ask (only occasionally) how you are just to prove to themselves that they are as caring as they would have everybody believe. Ya, that really flips my lid.

L

Your place or mine

I really want to hate the New Melrose Place for a few reasons, and here they are.

1. I really don't like Ashley Simpson and it has less to do with her than it does with her Hubby. I think he is gross with a capital G. Therefore I get all kinds of sick to my tummy when I see her.

2. I was never allowed to watch Melrose Place when I was younger so I don't really know anything about the old show in comparison to the new one.

3. The Actor that plays David (the blonde) is the weak link in a very un sturdy chain. And you can't tell so much in this picture but, he is only a goatee and jinco pants away from a ICP concert, with that hair cut.

4. I was 100% so stoked for the new 90210. I mean Lucy and I were in a frenzy of anticipation over it for weeks. Then it came and dropped us off a 100 story building of disappointment. So my heart won't let any other 2.0 shows in.

However I had nothing to do on Tuesday so I watched 90210 and Melrose. 90210 is still so bad its uncomfortable. But, Melrose is watchable, and I want to hate it so much more than I actually do. I also hear that they are bringing back Heather Locklear, which is good I guess for us, but sad for her that she has nothing else going on. Also apparently the ratings are really bad for this show and continue to go down every week. Which is just weird, they can keep a steaming mess like 90210 on, I think they should be able to keep just plain crap on like Melrose, maybe that is why Heather is back? L

I have the paws of your kittens in my yellow purse

I would like to say how much I love our title block here on the old blog. Lucy the sweet and smart Disney face, made it. It really speaks of a lot of things about us, the name of the blog and the picture that goes along with it. My most favorite thing about the two is that it appears as if Watts is saying this to Keith. As if to get him excited, or as a threat. I can't decide. I mean we have seen the movie one million times so if you go off that, its to excite him. However I think she should threaten him with it. Like, Hey Keith your paws are next, don't go mistaken paradise for a pair of long legs. I mean, am I wrong? L

Editors Note:I am so lame Kenneth felt right, but nine its Keith. Such a ass am I.

Your nerd is showing.

Oh man I am so stoked to read this book. I don't even feel nerdy about it. The first book was seriously was so amazing and I would think any dude would appreciate the blood, guts, and gore. I really love that the protagonist cares so much for her sister, cause that is how I feel. Just thinking about gets me all sorts of keyed up.

So while the sisters and I were at Barnes and Noble one fine night, Peggy pulled out this jem. The book itself is adorable enough to read on principal alone. However I looked it up online, and albeit a smidge cheesy, its looks simply charming.

I have been wanting to read this book for like two years, but I cant find it. It looks very creepy in the best way possible sort of way, and like it would end up being one of the best stories you have read all because of the imagery, like a deep jade velvet chesterfield in the parlor.
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Sea of Love

If I could have any female singers voice, hands down, it would be Cat Power/Chan Marshal.

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Telescope eyes

I like Eisley, in fact I love them. I wish that my family were talented enough to have a family band, we could do our own things and then make music together when we felt like it, and we could tour on our own schedule and invite everybody to come along. I feel like it would be a really great experience. So I applaud them for doing what I cant. Also I really like their voices, so sweet and weird and melodic all in one beautiful note.

Also Sherri Dupree is probably the prettiest woman I have ever seen. She had such great style and I love to look at her blog on Eisely's website. L

whatevereth my hearteth desireth.

Wile I was in my computer class today my teacher would illustrate how to do a certain Excel function (I hate you Vlookup) and would subsequently say that now you could have whatever your heart desired with that function, computerly speaking of course.
That phrase seemed a bit exaggerated for the subject, but who am I to judge though. He was probably really happy and that just seemed fitting in all parts of his life.

SO, this is what my heart really does desire, today.

I want all three of these shirts, for free. However being able to simply afford clothes all together would amazing.

I would love to have Dwight Schrute as my desk companion at work, I think he would make all of my days that much better. Also the circus is coming, and for some reason I think he would be a lovely companion.

My heart would be absolutely absolute if autumn was the longest season of the year.

I would have Meric Long be a permanent fixture in my bedroom, and sing Notes to me over and over again while he played the guitar, and I nodded off into a sweet dreamless slumber.

Being able to have a closet full of the most exquisite shoes would be the highlight of my life right now. Not being able to decided, because they were all so beautiful, sigh.

If it rained everyday for a month straight I think my heart would stop with

too much joy.

This...

- L