"And I'm like, NOT THE VODKA!"

Dear Vh1,

I love you.

I love reality TV, it genuinely makes me happy. It gives me endorphins... it’s like my version of exercise.

I think that Rock of Love, Tool Academy, The Real World, and Daisy of Love were all works of complete genius, and I applaud you all.

Love,

Lucy, your utmost adoring fan.

Dear Bloody Paws readers,

Don’t underestimate the greatness of a good reality TV show; it can truly turn your world upside down.