I puked in your shoes

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Avril: Hey there sk8ter boi.

Derek: HOW many times must I tell you Avril, don't call me that.

Avril: Oh OK, don't shout so loud, I think I am going to puke again.

Derek: Yeah, last night was rough wasn't it, we partied like the rock stars we never use to be.
Avril: *burp* Yeah it felt good, not so much now, but during, man we are so punk rawk!!!

Derek: I know! this shirt with the gun and this blazer with the buttons..... um Hello!

Avril: I know! and Look at me... I am just oozing it from my pours!!

Derek: Yeah!... wait....no... that's Vodka and generally trashy stink.

Avril: Shut up, what do you know, you look like full grown midget. Didn't I divorce you already, anyhow! 

Derek: I told you not to bring that up...shit Avril... now I'm gonna cry.... my eyes will get even more puffy, you are so insensitive some times.

Avril: Oh, put a cork in it Gimli.