How do you say, "May I snap your beard, because I think you neck hair is gross?"
Unless you have no tact; you don’t.
You just snap that beard, and blog about it.
So unbeknownst to him, but beknownst to us, he is here.
A cautionary tale that no, neck hair is not good.
His beard, while we are on the subject, is nice.
Not too erratic, brown.