Man vs himself

For the most part I love the Travel channel's programming. My only complaint, is the show Man vs Food.

It distresses me that the grand old U.S.A, is so despicable when it comes to portion size. 

Is it not bad enough that these disgusting food mammoths exist, but must we make a show about it? Broadcasting to the entire planet how pig like we are.

And don't get me started on this poor man's bowel movements. I can not for the life of me, get my head around what they must be like. Honestly, it worries me so much, that every time I try to watch this show I myself must poop.Because to me, I don't see him eating a sandwich with french fries. I see diarrhea with a side of anal leakage.